happy new year rawr
Why did I think going to a party hosted by Vinny from Jersey Shore would be a good idea?
All that happened was that some drunk, belligerent bitch tried to pick a fight with me for “fucking touching her” on the way to the escalator. Well, excuse me bitch and your dumb bitch boyfriend who kept telling me to “relax” or he’d “kick my ass”, but it was a big fucking group of people all trying to make it to the escalator at once, and we all managed to be pleasant to each other. Except you. Happy new year, you dumb bitch.
What an auspicious way to start out 2012.